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Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Police Report: Disappearance Of Bicycle

Bugger of a Fix! Beloved Malvern Star Pinched from Allora Street

Crikey, folks! We’ve got a right stinker of a situation here in Allora. Mrs. Gordon’s beloved green Malvern Star bike, a real beaut with a touch of retro class, has gone walkabout from her Warwick Street carport.

Seems Mrs. Gordon’s been under the weather lately, so it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the nick happened, but sometime in the last month, some drongo decided to nab her trusty two-wheeler. Now, this ain’t just any bike, mind you. This Malvern Star’s been by her side thick and thin, and the family’s desperate to get it back.

So, if you’ve seen this green gal on the streets, heard whispers of her whereabouts, or maybe even got her stashed in your shed by mistake (hey, it happens!), please do the right thing and dob it in. You can give the Allora Police a shout at 4666 3222, Policelink on 131 444, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 1800 333 000. Let’s help Mrs. Gordon get back on her saddle and enjoying those Allora breezes once more!

Remember, every little bit helps. Even if you just heard a suspicious clinking of spokes down the street, give the authorities a yell. Let’s catch this bike thief and reunite Mrs. Gordon with her two-wheeled friend. It’s the Aussie way, mate!

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